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Dibilang pesek?? Kenapa kudu marah?? Woles verooooh. Kalian tau, makin pesek idung kucing anggora, makin mahal tawuuuk harganya. Nah, berbanggalah anda yang berhidung pesek. Sebenernya sih, pesek itu ga buruk. Semua hidung itu sama. Satu jenis. Ketika yang lain mancung, dan satu lagi ngga mancung. Nah, karena ketika menyebut "ngga mancung" itu kepanjangan, jadinya diberi nama lain yaitu pesek. Tuh kan, pesek itu ga buruk, hanya ga mancung. Ketika yang lain hidung mancungnya mainstream, nah.. Para pesekmania inilah pencetus anti mainstream yaitu hidung mancung ke dalem ^_^ anti mainstream kan *Jelaaaaas* Pesek itu bisa karena beberapa hal. Bukan karena sewaktu kecil keinjek gajah yaaa, tapi karena daging di hidung yang terbagi-bagi buat pipi dan bagian wajah lainnya. Coba saja cek wajah pesekmanja, mayoritas pipinya chubby kan. Iiiih lucu kan, dibilang chubby. Jadi, berbanggalah wahai pesekmania. Karena pesek adalah mancung yang tertunda (selamanya). Quote of PE...

It happened two months ago when it had a cloudy dark in the sky. When my boyfriend was up to his ears so that we couldn't meet even once a week that called satnite and it was so terrible !! Actually we could meet seven times a week or if I have right to add day in a week, the nwe could meet as much as the day. But nor for tonight, to say the least. Because of it, I'm getting angry even angrier by message, whatsapp, mail, facebook messenger, and all social media. I hate how much he busy was!! A thing that you should have known is our first anniversary will come on this week. We have been talked it long long long ago to celbrate this special occasion. To make a festive. But what? You were not here by my side in counted days to D-Day. It was saturday night, it's the D-Day we've been talked before, that there is an excuse to not date with me or he should die!! (How evil I am) But, he was still with his activities, accompanied his little sister (when I phoned him) to Mal...

Sebagai pecinta Meme (walaupun ga berat banget), blog ini merupakan suatu apresiasi atas memoriam nya Group MCI yang sudah tak selucu dahulu lagi. Entah karena yang nge-post nya udah ga ada ide lagi, atau ga ada yang bisa dicontek lagi karya yang lain, atau karena Fans Page MCI yang gembar-gembor nya di hack. Menurutku aneh deh, kalo FP di page? Kok bisa?!! Yaudinlah, iya in aja. Mereka yang berpendapat seperti itu beralasan bahwa MCI udah jarang posting, ya kali aja gitu adminnya lagi capek massal, jadi pada rehat massal juga (who knows?) Yaa, apapun alasannya, aku adalah salah satu manusia di muka bumi ini yang merindukan kelucuan sang FP MCI yang membuat hidupku yang yang sebelumnya tak berarti, menjadi lebih tak berarti (*eeeeeeeeeeeh) . Tapi jujur lho, pertama kali di banned sama Agan Steven di Group gara-gara posting gambar WYSI yang aku lupa kalo ga boleh masang begonoan. Hidupk jauh menjadi sangat hampa dan membosankan semenjak di banned. All I could do was only crying and re...

☺Benar yaaaaa,, mentari itu panas. Namun ketika hujan, banyak juga ternyata yang mengharapkan kehadiran sang mentari ○ ♣ Saat.. mereka melihat kemampuanku. Mereka mengakui ke "perfeksionis"anku. Namun ketika mereka mengetahui latarbelakang atas kemandirianku, sudah pasti kutebak, akulah selalu yang disalahkan oleh orang-orang lain disekitarku atas kehidupan yang ku jalani sendiri ini, tanpa mereka tahu bahwa aku punya alasan yang sangat kuat mengapa aku menjalani kehidupan ini sendiri. Mereka memojokkanku dengan cibiran serta makian yang rasanya ingin think nothing of it saja namun selalu saja berhasil menembus kerapuhan hatiku. Baik, mungkin aku pernah mengeluh. Namun, dari ribuan kali terpaan menghadang di kesendiriannya hidupku ini, frekuensiku menangis hanya sesekali, namun hampir ingin mati saat itu ▬ Jika aku diizinkan oleh Tuhan memilih, dengan siapa aku melanjutkan hidup dan terus bersamanya, sudah pasti kupilih dirinya yang sangat kucinta. Namun, ketika ras...

Part 3 by : Hesti Noviyanti After school, he was following me. During walking, we hadn’t even a conversation until we’re arriving in the edge of the river. I know the situation. So, I started to talk. “Yesterday… please forgive me.” He was giving attention to the grass and turning his head on me. “Immediately, I went home first and left you.” “Ah…” His cheeks were getting red, “That time, umm.., I didn’t mean it. I, only…” “Yea?” “Actually…” I cut his saying. “My Mom said, she’ll marry again. Then, about it, I think I can’t happy as her.” I was putting my head down. So I didn’t how’s his expression, “Because, I don’t really know about that guy.” Oh God, what was I saying? Why I told it to him? But Hendri, if the one hear it, he will… Hendriatmo was only saying nothing and staying in his place without even a little move. “Hendri?” I tried to catch the situation. “That guy…” Now, he was putting his head down, “Is my dad.” I was surprised. “Before I came here, I...

Part 2 by : Hesti Noviyanti The next morning, when I usually let him busy with his activities, I started to have a talk with him. “Umm,, Where did you buy that diary?” I asked it randomly. “Oh, umm, not really far from the Cyber you have shown when we went home together at first time. I thought it was pretty, so I…” I cut it because I know what’ll he say next and I didn’t want he feels annoyed by me. “You found it there?! It must be kidding?! Why I never see it? Actually, I love that diary.” I smiled at him unconsciously. He looked surprised, then he put smile on his smile. As usual, a cute smile that I really want to see it for now and so on. “I just never realize that near Cyber sells cute diary like this. I think, the one who don’t really know places is me.”                “Special edition?!” Ambar appeared to us and our minds was scattering because of her. “Is it a dress?! Let it show to me. I hope that is a cute dress so...

Part I  by: Hesti Noviyanti             “Kristy… Kristy…!!” Shouted my friends.              I turned my head into them.         “You know what, the exchange student that we’ve talked before is a guy.” Said Muti.             “He looks cool.” Ambar continued it with full of spirit.           “You’re all have seen him, are you?” I said with no feeling. Of course, because I never see him. What should I happy for?            “I bet he’ll take seat behind you.” Ambar teased me. And I realize that there is an empty chair behind my seat. “You’ll enjoy that circumstances that you’re able to talk to much.”             Bel was ringing.          “Let’s take our own seat. Mr. Ferry will come soon.” Said a sound from student in crowded so I wasn’t a...

Adakah diantara kalian yang menyadari adanya perubahan kalimat peringatan pada iklan rokok yang kerap kali kalian lihat di pinggiran jalan? Yang paling signifikan tentu saja perubahan dari "Merokok dapat menyebabkan kanker, serangan jantung, impotensi dan gangguan kehamilan dan janin." menjadi "Merokok Membunuhmu." Lihat Gambar 01: Gambar 01 Lalu sadarkah kalian jika dari kalimat tersebut, berubah menjadi "Rokok Membunuhmu".  Lihat Gambar 02. Gambar 02 Awalnya TS berpikir bahwa hal itu hanya salah pengetikan, tapi mustahil, sebab untuk membuat papan reklame tak semudah mencetak kertas atau gambar dalan satu lembar A4 yang yang jika tak sesuai dengan keinginan, lalu dibuang begitu saja, melainkan harus penuh dengan pertimbangan karena cost yang dibutuhkan bukanlah hanya selembar kertas A4 atau HVS. Bukan pula karena pengiritan penulisan sehingga tulisan yang perlu dibayarkan pada jasa iklan berkurang 2 (dua) karakter. sebab...